Office Space recap

[Corey]

Peter: "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized ever since I started working, ever since I started working every signle day of my life has been worse than the day before it. That means every single day you see me, it's the worst day of my life."

TherapistL "wow, that's messed up"

[SuitedSixes]

Peter: Anne wants me to go. She thinks it might help. Y’know, sometimes I just think, I keep thinking that she’s cheating on me.

Michael: Yeah. I know what you mean.

Samir: Yeah.

Peter: What is that supposed to mean?



Script

[tek]

"I didn't get any cake last time..."

[Burno]

Hell, Lumberg focked her.

[Corey]

Anne: And one more thing, I've been cheating on you!

[nothumb]

"Are you drunk?"

"Drunk enough to kick your ass!"

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NT

[rgreenm90]

Yeah, Milton, while you're at it, I'm gonna need for you to move your desk down to the basement, yeah that'd be great.

Milton: "stapler...set...lumbergh...on fire"

[Corey]

Smitkowski:
[rage] I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people, can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? [/rage]

[TimTimSalabim]

Yeah, Peter, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday. Oh, and one more thing, I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday as well, yeah.

[Eurotrash]

Well, I guess there's no better place to make a first post than in an Office Space quote thread.

Peter (to Lawrence): what would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man.. two chicks at the same time, man.