Elvis lines..

[daryn]

the correct answer is to walk in with a revolver and shoot the tv

[4_2_it]

Hey, anybody got a peanut butter and banana sandwich?

[tolbiny]

That show ain't no good

[dizong]

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"we gotta win this race"

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<fart> "oh excuse me"

dizong

[tolbiny]

i'm just a hunk (a hunk) of burning ghonorreah?

Seriously, the whole Elvis kitsch thing is kind of played out.

[istewart]

"I wish I realized how cliche I look before I threw away $50 on these sequins."

[MonkeeMan]

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Don't be cruel, baby.

You're nothin' but a hound dog.

So, are you lonesome tonight?

TCB, baby. (Taking Care of Business.)

Try stuff like that.

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nh

Why not just go as your old bandmate Paul McCartney. He's rumored to still be alive just like Elvis.

[MonkeeMan]

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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

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