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Old 08-02-2005, 04:27 AM
Xhad Xhad is offline
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Default How do you respond to an inept table coaching?

Hero is BB.

Limped to Hero, hero checks.

Flop is J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

SB checks, Hero bets, Alpha Calling Station calls, Villian raises, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, Calling Station calls, Villian calls.

Turn: 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Hero bets, Caller calls, Villain calls

River: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

(NOTE: Villain does not have enough chips at this point to raise a river bet from me)

Hero bets, Caller calls, Villain calls

Hero shows 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] for flopped two pair.

Villain says, "...and he called two preflop raises with that! Unbelievable!"

[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 08-02-2005, 04:38 AM
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Default Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?

Smile and say "they were sooted".
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Old 08-02-2005, 04:44 AM
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Default Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?

If I said that, would it be an attempt at irony or an attempt to look like a total buffoon? (my hand is 43o [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] )
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Old 08-02-2005, 04:52 AM
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Default Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?

Say "34o makes more straights and just as many flushes, and boats as AKo."
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Old 08-02-2005, 04:53 AM
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I say fold preflop
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Old 08-02-2005, 05:09 AM
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Default Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?

What's wrong with looking like a buffoon in this situation?
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Old 08-02-2005, 05:56 AM
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Default Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?

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I say fold preflop

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You're joking, right?

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Old 08-02-2005, 07:36 AM
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Default Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?

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Villain says, "...and he called two preflop raises with that! Unbelievable!"

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"I didn't reraise atleast, I was nice and made it cheap for you!"
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Old 08-02-2005, 07:37 AM
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Yes. I am joking. I read the OP and the whole thread. I can read.
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Old 08-02-2005, 09:23 AM
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Default Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?

1)Never correct an idiot.
2)Always brag about your suckouts.
3)Fault the guy's play as much as possible...along the lines of he should have put you on 34off.
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