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women vs. men (from casinomeister newsletter) OT
i know this is as old as me, but i still think it is funny
<font color="green">DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................49 Adventurous.................Slept with everyone Athletic..........................No tits Average looking....................Ugly Beautiful................................Pathologi cal liar Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure......................On medication Feminist........................Fat Free spirit....................................Junkie Friendship first..........................Former slut Fun...................................Annoying New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.......................No BJs Open-minded............................Desperate Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate....................Sloppy drunk Professional.........................Bitch Voluptuous...............Very Fat Large frame.................................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want... 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay </font> |
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Re: women vs. men (from casinomeister newsletter) OT
Should I be frightened that my mom sent this exact same joke to me in an e-mail this morning? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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Re: women vs. men (from casinomeister newsletter) OT
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Should I be frightened that my mom sent this exact same joke to me in an e-mail this morning? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Maybe your mom is secretly actually Granny Mae! Funny post though, shockingly it's not one of the 1,000,000 e-mail forwards I've received in my lifetime. |
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Re: women vs. men (from casinomeister newsletter) OT
Should I be frightened that my mom sent this exact same joke to me in an e-mail this morning?
maybe you mom is a compulsive bingo player and subscribes to casinomeister's newsletter?? i would consider an intervention. |
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Re: women vs. men (from casinomeister newsletter) OT
They should have one of these for buzzards and pelicans.
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Re: women vs. men (from casinomeister newsletter) OT
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maybe you mom is a compulsive bingo player and subscribes to casinomeister's newsletter?? [/ QUOTE ] Not likely, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone from her office is. Still, on my next visit I think I should sneak into her closet and check her nightgown size. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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Re: women vs. men (from casinomeister newsletter) OT
nightgown size
OOOOOOO, nice opportunity!! TOEJAM3 NEXT THURSDAY, 8pm ET @ PARADISE password = OLDHAG (all caps) bounties, prizes & add-ons $10R&A, DA Caminsa is still up for grabs. i'm thinking first OUT shoud get it, not 2nd place. i will assemble a tribal council tonight and decide. ty Tim! |
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