Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.

[tonypaladino]

Don't you remember Gorie's lecture on not flushing condoms?

[bholdr]

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Should I bring this up to her? Should I forget that I saw this? Does this means she is crazy and I should just leave?

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1: don't bring it up
2: how ya gonna forget that?!
3: "Does this means she is crazy"... i'm not gonna dignify this question with a response.


RUN, BOY!

[willie]

get da [censored] outta there, on the double!

[ilya]

It would make sense if she was keeping live sperm, cos she might be waiting to see how all the guys turn out & then impregnate herself with the most promising man juice. but since the little spermies are all dead in there it figures to be an unusual fetish....or a blackmailing plot in the making. keep your sperm away from this woman!

[Quinn Warren]

I'm telling you she may be resarching which man is worth the most and then using the collected semen as the primary evidence in a rape case.

[ilya]

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I'm telling you she may be resarching which man is worth the most and then using the collected semen as the primary evidence in a rape case.

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oops sorry. you went there first!

[stigmata]

I really think you should have started running for your life, and you would then have found yourself running like through thick, thick gravy, and your legs would have been like jelly and not work.

And then you would wake up, cos that's what happens when you try and run in dreams.

If you had done this, and run away, then you would have been able to wake up, and clean up the wet patch before momma came in the room that morning.

For the record, when I am banging chicks that aren't my gf, I carry this:



for exactly this reason. 2-3 drops in the used condom before you throw it in the trash. Let her try putting THAT inside her. Thanks Leykus!

btw: yes, garlic flavor lol

[BottlesOf]

WTF

[gorie]

i don't get what is so weird about this ?
sperm is a great condiment.