I have a butt problem

[sublime]

a few questions before i give my 8th grade medical diagnosis.

#1) How much money do you expect to make this year?

#2) How much do you spend on an outfit?

#3) Do you have an IQ of 156 or higher?

#4) can you cook? (strangely related to question #3)

#5) what is your poker win rate?

#6) do you accidentally tell women you date that you made more money today then they made the past two fiscal quarters?