Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped

[Blarg]

Thanks for the catch. I'd prefer to have it properly memorized, especially since I like it so much, so I'll go do a look-up.

[tonypaladino]

I got dumped over the phone by my gf for no clear reason.

My most recent ex still insists she has no idea why I dumped her. Whenver I hear that it makes me a little more happy that I did it.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Can anybody sum this dude up? That was a freaking hilarious story, true or not. What's his deal?

[banditbdl]

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A girl dumped me without much of a reason. About six months later she told me it was because she was falling in love with me and coulden't deal with it. Here is a piece of the conversation (grammar mistakes and all):

Her: "i shouldn't have started anything if i knew i couldn't emotionally commit to it"

Me: "but if you couldent emotionally commit how can you say you were in love....thats emotional commitment. you just contradicted yourself."

Her: "true, i couldn't stand to be loved back, to much to deal with"

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Freaking gold.

[Oski]

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One day, I surprised her by making a picnic basket with sandwiches and homemade chocolate chip cookies. We went on our picnic, and then we went to a play and had ice cream afterward.


ScottieK

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You are lucky a giant beer can didn't fall out of the sky on top of you.

[PokerFink]

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Can anybody sum this dude up? That was a freaking hilarious story, true or not. What's his deal?

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Apparently all of his stuff is true. Probably exagerated, but true. MTV did a documentary on him. There is a whole ring of blogs, including his and the blogs of girls he has [censored]. Read the "tatoo" story.

[Exitonly]

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Can anybody sum this dude up? That was a freaking hilarious story, true or not. What's his deal?

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He's a rich, pretty intelligent guy, that writes awesome stories, supposedly from his own experiences. Wether they're completely true or not, theyre fantastic. If you have time to kill, read through all the old ones. They're GREAT.

I'll be buying his book in January.

[The Truth]

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I stabbed a girl once.

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same here.

blake

[Vish]

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i was too good looking.

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I'm guessing the reason no one has made this reply yet is that it's too obvious, but I'm going to make it anyway:

You mean it wasn't for posting lies about and pictures of her on a poker forum?

[UCF THAYER]

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."