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Old 03-05-2005, 03:37 AM
JAA JAA is offline
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Below is an enlightening conversation I just had with a delighful player on Party poker. I like my line here; Sometimes the best way to annoy someone is to refuse to stoop to their level.

MMGC02: ur a poor player
Jags1878: cool
MMGC02: ur just a bad player, just have to face it
Jags1878: i apologize if dont play as well as you would like me to
MMGC02: u just arent good
Jags1878: ok
Jags1878: good talking with you
MMGC02: so i mean if u dont like money keep playing how u are
MMGC02: u r absolute sauce
Jags1878: oky doke, thank you for the advice
Jags1878: :-)
MMGC02: puce
Jags1878: puce?
MMGC02: u are puce
Jags1878: i dont know what a puce is, but it doesnt sound very desirable to be one
MMGC02: u suck basically
Jags1878: oh
Jags1878: damn
Unw_Resolve: lol

- Jags

(The hand in question involved me beating his K4s with my Kqo. So yeah, it was a bad beat.)
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Old 03-05-2005, 03:47 AM
BradL BradL is offline
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Default Re: Making Friends (Low Content)

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MMGC02: u r absolute sauce

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Like hotsauce? i like hotsauce, i hear theres a streetballer by the name aswell, i think he thinks hes good, i dont really know what good is in streetball though, anyway i think i wouldnt mind being sauce.
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Old 03-05-2005, 08:47 AM
zaxx19 zaxx19 is offline
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You best get off frontin on my boy Hot-Sizzle....

He is the best streetballer in the world and will break your pale white ankles on the asphalt...WORD.
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Old 03-05-2005, 09:47 AM
bunky9590 bunky9590 is offline
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Default Re: Making Friends (Low Content)

Nicely done.

Wanna really get them?

"Maybe I can pay you for some really cheesy poker lessons with your own money?"
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:30 PM
JAA JAA is offline
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Default Re: Making Friends (Low Content)

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"Maybe I can pay you for some really cheesy poker lessons with your own money?"

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I really like that one, I'll have to remember it for next time.

- Jags
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Old 03-05-2005, 10:58 PM
anatta anatta is offline
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You best get off frontin on my boy Hot-Sizzle....

He is the best streetballer in the world and will break your pale white ankles on the asphalt...WORD.

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Yeah, but the Professor don't give no autographs.
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Old 03-05-2005, 11:01 PM
AviD AviD is offline
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Nicely done.

Wanna really get them?

"Maybe I can pay you for some really cheesy poker lessons with your own money?"

[/ QUOTE ]


I usually say to table coaches, "Is this lesson for free, or do I have to pay?"

A nice addendum would be, "Is this lesson for free, or should I pay you with the money you just gave me?"
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Old 03-05-2005, 11:04 PM
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Try meowing. That's what I do.

Meow.
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Old 03-05-2005, 11:23 PM
na4bart na4bart is offline
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Default Re: Making Friends (Low Content)

Did you ever find out what a puce is? I'm too lazy to google it, but I will if keep thinking about it much longer. Great post BTW.
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Old 03-05-2005, 11:26 PM
na4bart na4bart is offline
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Or if you really don't like him: "Please be quiet while I'm stacking your chips"
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