Future "War On..." suggestions

Andrew Fletcher · #1 12-15-2005, 08:35 PM

We have a war on drugs.
We have a war on terror.
We used to have a war on poverty.
We even have a war on Christmas.

What other wars will make this country great? For those OOTer's from other countries, what war would like the U.S. to wage?

Autocratic · #2 12-15-2005, 08:42 PM

Popped collars.

irishpint · #3 12-15-2005, 10:05 PM

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Popped collars.

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samjjones · #4 12-15-2005, 11:10 PM

War on crown molding. It serves no purpose, and we can easily win it if Congress provides enough appropriations.

Doc7 · #5 12-15-2005, 11:13 PM

War on child abuse

11t · #6 12-16-2005, 03:02 PM

War on fat chicks wearing low rider jeans with a belly shirt and a tattoo on their lower back. Especially if they have tongue rings. We all know what you need to use that for.

Dirty bitches make me want to puke.

PocketJokers72 · #7 12-16-2005, 03:50 PM

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War on fat chicks wearing low rider jeans with a belly shirt and a tattoo on their lower back. Especially if they have tongue rings. We all know what you need to use that for.

Dirty bitches are cheap, easy to find, and too dumb to figure out I lied my way into their pants/mouths. .

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FYP

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And I think it's time we declared war on FYP.

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I see your declaration of war, and raise you 12 blubbering idiots.

#8 12-17-2005, 01:17 PM

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Popped collars.

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There is no need to go further.

JonPKibble · #9 12-17-2005, 01:19 PM

War on threads about hot girls, without pictures.

MonkeeMan · #10 12-15-2005, 08:51 PM

Beedogs. I those [censored] ever swarm and attack, well I pity the fool that tries to quell them with a garden hose.