Post Better Jokes

[Crimson]

Post the most offensive, racist, sexist jokes you know.

"If she can crawl... she's already in the right position."

[shant]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Wash the dishes or I will kick you in the vag.

[Sykes]

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

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Nothing, you've already told her twice.

[tonypaladino]

Whats the difference between a [insert minority here] guy and a pizza?

<font color="white"> A pizza can feed a family of four </font>

[diebitter]

Why is a woman's [censored] so close to her [censored]?

So when she's drunk, you can carry her home like a 6-pack.

[tonypaladino]

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Wash the dishes or I will kick you in the vag.

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gold, jerry

[WackityWhiz]

Why is it a tragedy when 3 (insert race here) guys drive over a cliff?

<font color="white"> The car seated 5 </font>

[diebitter]

What looks good around a [whatever]'s neck?

A rottweiler

[xadrez]

Why do Brides wear white?
-So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator

[ilikeaces]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she didn't listen the first 2 times.