Drivin & Cryin

[James Boston]

Just got home from seeing Drivin & Cryin at the local music festival. I feel kind of bad for them, as they have sunk to playing at Outback. Still, they rocked. Good covers of "Leaving on a Jetplain" and "Rockin in the Free World," and of course they delivered with "Straight to Hell" and several of their other classics.

They low point of the night went as follows. Me and my buddies were eyeing some attractive young ladies, both of whom (I kid you not) were showing off 38DD breasts. We ran into another friends sister, who was with them. We asked her to introduce us to her friends. At this point, she informs us that she is there with the girls' mother. They are both 15!!! We felt creepy.

Summary: Drivin N Cryin Rocks! I'm apparently a pederass.

BTW, special thanks to Miller Lite, who would trade any competing beer for a 16oz tall boy. This is +EV when you only have 2oz of Bud Lite left, and they still trade. Also, they provided some tasty breath mints for the ride home.