The time is 8:57 and 8 seconds P.M.

[W00lygimp]

wow its already been a minute! this is some ripleys beleive it or not material.

[Cyrus]

Did you get the increase in salary? I'm good on my word, always-

Oh, and forget that loser SaltCracka, he is hopeless. Concentrate on breaking the balls of folks like Adios and John Cole. They get extremely nasty real quick! We gotta turn 'em into start ravin' liberals within a week.

Go go go go! Go.