WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?

[dcasper70]

"I like unicorns"

[Schneids]

In $100/200 I had a huge fish tell me that I must be rich because I was playing like it was small stakes to me.

I have yet to see this guy leave the table a winner and very recently he dumped $80,000 in 200 hands in $300/600.

[zuluking]

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I was amused by the following, in the partypoker .50/1.00 rooms.

"My husband told me that since it only costs 50 cents to play a hand, I should play every single hand, but since I've been doing that I've been losing".

[Sciolist]

I had someone mail in today who was complaining that four of a kind beat a flush twice - he was telling us to fix the system...

My all time favourite was someone who typed in chat "I'm 13". We close his account, and he mailed back saying (and this is a direct quote, I kept the mail):

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Sorry, but i did not said i was 13, maybe it was a burglar or something, but i am 18 almost 19 so taht is not possible

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[stripsqueez]

i'm not sure if its stupid - the more i think about it the more sense it makes

live NL game - player A pushes for twice the sizeable pot on the turn and is called by player B - player B hits an inside straight draw and wins - player A commences the usual rant - "your like 10/1 to win how can you call ?" - player B responds "i was 50/50 - either i hit it or i dont"

what does gayest mean ? - is this related to a persons sexual preference ? - if so should i read your post to be equating something stupid with a person who chooses to engage in a same sex relationship ?

stripsqueez - chickenhawk

[KJ o]

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Or playing omaha, some donk kept reraising my nut boat all the way through. I figured he must have second nut. Gets to showdown and he shows his four Jack's in the hole.

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Playing, and showing quads in your hand in Omaha is of course pretty amazing.

But weird table talk in Omaha/O8 happens all the time, and in a large majority of cases I'm convinced it's people who do know the rules trying to come off as complete fish. I have been guilty of that myself at times. I'm not sure it's +EV, but it's great fun, and that's enough for me.

Example:
I have Jxxx and get a free play in the BB against one limper. Flop comes JJJ. I check, intending to slowplay. Opponent checks.

Turn is an A. I bet a fair amount. He calls. River is x (don't remember, sorry). I bet a fair amount again. He folds.

Him: I had 77, but you had a higher pair
Me: I had an Ace for the full house
Him: What? You played that thinking you had a full house?
Me: Yes. JJJAA is a full house
Him: You are kidding me
Him: Don't you know you have to use two cards from your hand?
Me: No, is that true? Is that a special rule on this site?
Him: <Completely tilting, talking rubbish for fifteen minutes>

Well, I laughed, anyway...

[stigmata]

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My all time favourite was someone who typed in chat "I'm 13".

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I was playing with some really abusive tard a while back, who was acting like a 12 year old. I asked him how old he was, and he starts showing off about how he is teenager and gambling underage on his mums credit card, etc. I sent the HH to Party, and they promptly banned him [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[KJ o]

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In school you gots to be seen. Oh Yeah!

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From what I can tell, you don't "gots" to learn in school, anyway...