If you were the President

Zoltri · #1 01-20-2005, 09:47 AM

President Bush will take the oath of office for a second time today. If you were him, what is the first thing you would do?

deacsoft · #2 01-20-2005, 10:41 AM

Look for a new job.

tek · #3 01-20-2005, 11:08 AM

Ask Bush 41 what city is the next target and how soon after to blame it on Iran...

Softrock · #4 01-20-2005, 12:28 PM

I'd either raise or fold in Iraq. Calling is a disaster.

liquidboss · #5 01-20-2005, 12:40 PM

Use my cool job to get a bj from an intern.

spadeclub99 · #6 01-20-2005, 04:13 PM

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Ask Bush 41 what city is the next target and how soon after to blame it on Iran...

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I think you mean ask Cheney.

coffeecrazy1 · #7 01-20-2005, 04:41 PM

Make sure that my poker nickname was forevermore "El Presidente."

Wake up CALL · #8 01-20-2005, 06:40 PM

Bomb the crap out of Iran and then tell Syria they are next.

mosquito · #9 01-21-2005, 03:38 AM

I'd work hard. Really, really hard. Because that's
what a president is supposed to do.

What was the question again?

The_Tracker · #10 01-21-2005, 06:40 AM

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President Bush will take the oath of office for a second time today. If you were him, what is the first thing you would do?

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Choke to death on a pretzel.