Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

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Show him this thread.

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Or even show him the thread from a few months ago about being a back-side ass wiper or a front-side nut sack lifting wiper and ask him which one he is?

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People wipe from the back? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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[Isura]

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Show him this thread.

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Or even show him the thread from a few months ago about being a back-side ass wiper or a front-side nut sack lifting wiper and ask him which one he is?

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Apparently, womem are supposed to.. Something to do with infection but I don't know the details.

[Isura]

Perhaps he just doesn't like to wipe his ass?

[edfurlong]

Maybe he just doesn't want to wash his hands?

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Years at work taking dumps in the stalls have made it clear to me that very little and very hasty wiping is common among men, of every social class too. Not washing one's hands is likewise very common among men.

Men in general are pretty much sissies when it comes to cleaning things, including their own asses and hands. Generally, women seem to be much better at cleaning everything, although they wash their hands even less than men. But when they wash dishes, scrub floors, etc., they put their elbow into it in a way that makes men look like lily-livered super sissies. Men just seem to be often flat out afraid to touch dirt, including their own.

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Years at work taking dumps in the stalls have made it clear to me that very little and very hasty wiping is common among men, of every social class too. Not washing one's hands is likewise very common among men.

Men in general are pretty much sissies when it comes to cleaning things, including their own asses and hands.

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It is almost unbelievable to me that people like this even exist. I mean how can they stand it. Doesn't their skin itch and crawl terribly? How can anyone have such insensitive skin, not to mention unsanitary personal hygiene.

[Blarg]

Amazes me too. I can't even count the times I've heard guys reel off huge lengths of toilet paper, crumple it into a ball, and rub the thing around for a few seconds before practically sprinting out of the stall. No way they got their asses clean like that. The "big protective toilet paper ball" theory of ass wiping is ridiculous.

And the number of guys who run out of the stall and then out the door without washing is insane. A guy where I used to work told me about someone they named The Phantom Sh]tter who would dash out of the stall while people were at the urinal and sprint out the door before anyone could see who it was who was not washing his hands. The Phantom Sh]tter strikes again!

The mental image of this scene is hilarious

[gorie]

can you blame him ? i still make my mom wipe mine.

[diebitter]

Jeez. Imagine how itchy your ass would get.... I think I'm gonna vom...