But I have Aces!!!

[bad beetz]

I have aces.

I raise and people call.

flop comes QJJ. I bet and some people call.
Turn comes an offsuit nothing. I bet and get checkraised. That's a [censored] jack. It's always a jack. I have two outs because some [censored] has a jack. But I can't fold either because, well, I HAVE ACES!! They're fricken aces. So I call. Like a sucker. And then I call a bet on the river. Like a sucker. And then I lose when he shows a jack. Like a sucker.

How many of you lay down Aces heads up with a paired but otherwise not creepy board wtih no serious action before the flop against a fairly straightforward opponent.

Do you have difficulty doing it too? I wish I had. I suck. I hate this [censored] game. No I don't, I didn't mean that, baby. I would never say anything to hurt you. It's just, I love you so much, I get crazy, you know?