Are you sure you are your kid's father?

[jakethebake]

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My kids look exactely like me.

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Yep. Nature's paternity test.

[jakethebake]

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I think there should be a law that for every birth their must be a dna test. Mandatory.

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Why? Nevermind, you must be a lawyer. They would be the only ones to benefit from this.

[codewarrior]

Are you kidding, it looks just like me!

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[PocketJokers72]

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My kids look exactely like me.

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Yep. Nature's paternity test.

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Heck, one-sided paternity tests are cheap online. If in doubt, spend the $200. Get the little swabs, and mail them off.

[Los Feliz Slim]

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My daughter looks so much like me, if she isn't mine... I'm going to hunt down that doppelganger and buy that handsome son-of-a-bitch a beer.

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[stigmata]

I used to work in heamatology, and the diagnostics lab used to have fun with this problem.

The mother/father to-be would come in for thalassemia/sickle cell screening. Of course, it transpires that the father is not the father. This not only meens the screening process is difficult, but is also a politically charged situation. They would have to try and get the woman alone and explain the situation -- you can't intefere in their lives, you just have to do the job at hand.

There was one woman who kept turning up at all the different haematology units in london with different "fathers". She was too embarrassed to keep coming back to the same place with a string of men.

[Nick-Zack]

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My kids look exactely like me. I actually though she should have been tested [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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That is funny. Both of my sons are exactly the same. No one would ever doubt that they are mine, they don't look that much like their mother though.

[ChipWrecked]

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My daughter looks so much like me, if she isn't mine... I'm going to hunt down that doppelganger and buy that handsome son-of-a-bitch a beer.

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[tek]

I was in the room both times. I actually took photos the second time. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] And no, I'm not posting them.

[RunDownHouse]

If you're saying you're the father because you were in the room when she delivered, then I think maybe you need a talk about where babies come from.

If you're saying you're the father because you were in the room when she became pregnant, then I think maybe you need a talk about how good women are at choosing the (biological) father of their children and choosing the (resources) father of their children. They're different people far more often than you'd imagine.