Parking Lot Pet Peeves

[fluxrad]

Take a tip from some commedian I heard once (sorry, no credit).

When you see people following you, just walk up to one of the really close spaces; one right next to the entrance. Take out your key and stand there for like five minutes just screwing with your key-chain or looking through your wallet, etc. Then slowly turn around and say, "Wait a minute. This isn't my car!" and walk off.

[Alobar]

dude, you expect the average fat and lazy american to use stairs or wait on an elevator??

[DCJ311]

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dude, you expect the average Eurotrash or Japanese businessman to use stairs or wait on an elevator??

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I thought I mentioned that I was at the Bellagio. No Americans go there.