What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[wm r the rake]

we have a guy at our local game that plays K2....and when he wins with it....he yells out"sometimes i play tight...sometimes i play loose....i love playing that king deuce"....oh well i guess you have to be there...we call him the phil hellmuth of our group since he whines all the time and when he wins...it's like he's the worlds greatest player

[Lost Wages]

Heard these last weekend in a 3/6/12 game:

"I need to play in a bigger game, people will play any trash at this table"

On the river, "Does a full house beat a flush?"

After losing a showdown, "I knew exactly what you had"

Lost Wages

[chief444]

"I've seen almost every flop and still end up losing my a$$!"

[Soya]

My favorite is "Deck Change!" It invariably means the player is horrible and is on tilt.

[lowroller]

"When I play high-cards, I lose. When I play low-cards, I lose. I don't know what else to play anymore!"

"This low-limit $hit (Hold 'Em game) aint poker...it's 2 card bingo! Hey floorman, put me on the 4-8 Omaha!"

2 friends sitting at the same table..."Hey Joe, you sat down 15 minutes ago, aren't you going to say hello?" Joe says, "Oh, Steve! Hi, how are you? I didn't recognize you...you've got chips in front of you!"

LMFAO @ that one!

[haakee]

In a 20-40 game in East Chicago I watched a guy take down a big pot with trips. His hole cards were T9o and he'd cold-called preflop. Somebody gave him a hard time and he said, "They were connected!"

[oddjob]

playing a NL game with friends, i had AA, and after many raises and reraise preflop, we got all in. he had JJ, and spiked his J on the flop. someone asked him how he couldn't put me on Aces, and he replied "well i did for a minute, and thought if he had AA then my JJ is as good as KK and i'm not folding KK."

it still cracks me up thinking about it.

[MtSmalls]

I make TPTK on an all heart flop, I bet the whole way. As I am dragging the pot, the woman in the 10 seat says, "I only called the whole way because I knew you didn't have the Flush..."

[lowroller]

After their check/call on the river, I love hearing "I knew he had the flush/straight/2pair/whatever, that's why I didn't bet".

[slavic]

After winning a decent pot with a double gutter draw that caught Mr "I had two aces and though I'd slow play them" off guard for multiple river bets.

"Well that sucked wookie!"

followed by another players Chewbaka "raaaawr"