Mailman took change off my front porch

[tomdemaine]

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Think of how Larry David would handle this situation and respond accordingly.

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By doing the opposite?

I wipe my ass with 75 cents. I wouldn't really care...


(and yea I don't actually use metal to wipe my ass...)

[daryn]

85 cents if you've had chili?

[CORed]

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I wipe my ass with 75 cents. I wouldn't really care...


(and yea I don't actually use metal to wipe my ass...)

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I think $1.00 would work much better than 75 cents. OTOH, toilet paper is better and cheaper than either.

[twang]

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I wipe my ass with 75 cents.

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Actually, this would be a great way to get even. Brown 'em for him.

haha I expected plenty of flaming for my post.....the browning idea would be better with a dollar bill....i'll have to try it some time.\

and no, for chili like 5 bucks. I dont have good bowel movements after chili.

[shant]

I am assuming the mailman was _________.

[razor]

Stealing. The money isn't worth worrying about, but the mailman is a moran.

About 2 years ago my landlord came by to clean the laundry room in the basement and stole the loonie (cdn $1 coin) I had left on the shelf with my laundry detergent (there were no other tenants at the time). wtf?!

[Sponger15SB]

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I am assuming the mailman was Gay.

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[B Dids]

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I am assuming the mailman was 75 cents richer.

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