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Old 07-23-2005, 04:11 AM
krazyace5 krazyace5 is offline
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I know a guy who angrily dropped (threw to the ground, actually) a kid while babysitting him. I did not find out the truth of the matter until several years later.

His story was that it was an accident. Several of us wrote eloquent letters to the court describing him as a gentle person who would never do such a thing. In fact, in my letter, I related a story about how he once felt so bad about a dead cat in the road he scooped up the carcass and gave it a "proper burial".

Fastforward a few years and the truth was finally revealed. In a drunken stuper one night his eyes turned psychotic as he related how "the little fucker wouldn't stop crying- plus he had these long, dirty nails that he kept scratching me with". He then proceeded to lose it- throwing the kid to the ground causing him permanant brain damage and loss of eyesight.

The spousal abuse and general predatory sleazyness exemplified by this outwardly appearing "nice guy" are ancillary offenses compared the previously outlined one.

Currently, he is being severely jerked around by a girlfriend and is suffering a deep depression. Hopefully, for societies sake, he will off himself before he gets her.

BTW, he got 6 months work release for his crime- avoiding the million dollar plus civil suit in bankruptcy court (after maxing out his credit cards, naturally).

The kid and his parents got a life sentence.

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Don't need to read any further after this one, this has to be the worst of the worst, if I was the kids dad I would kill this sick [censored].
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Old 07-23-2005, 04:34 AM
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The kid and his parents got a life sentence.

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explain please. Life sentence for parents. I assume this is poetic discourse?
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Old 07-23-2005, 04:38 AM
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My scummiest friend?

Well I've had friends that did scummy [censored] and I no longer consider them friends. In fact, if they died I wouldn't shed a tear. However, I do have loose friends that have done scummy [censored]. I have a friend drew that can't control his penis. He had an amazing wife. He cheated on her and then gave her a disease. Outside of sex he is an ok dude. However, he simply can not control his hormones and that is the only reason why I still am able to talk to the guy. Although there are days where I wonder if I still should.

-very drunk wacki
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Old 07-23-2005, 04:53 AM
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Unless someone used to be friends with Hilter, I think you win.

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Tja, diese Erzählung ist komisch. Siehst du...es war 1930, und wir zurück vom Pinte kommen. Er sagt, dass er wollt etwas erobern. Ich bin wie... ,,Tut mir Leid...erobern? Was willst du erobern?" So er sagt ,,löl...OMGF...denkst du. Wo sind wir?" Ich sagte ,,umm...Ich denk Europa." Er lacht mehr und sagte ,,Bwahaha. Ja, und es ist nicht nahe. Holla."

Ich weiß noch nicht was "holla" meint, aber der Rest Historie ist.

holla.
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Old 07-23-2005, 04:58 AM
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explain please. Life sentence for parents.

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As in, they'll have to deal with their childs death for the rest of their lives.
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Old 07-23-2005, 05:01 AM
wacki wacki is offline
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Ich spreche deutsch, und Ich denke "du bist dum".

sehr betrunken wacki

Translation

"I speak german, and I think "you are dumb""

very drunk wacki
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Old 07-23-2005, 05:02 AM
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explain please. Life sentence for parents.

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As in, they'll have to deal with their childs death for the rest of their lives.

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I figured...

Hence the poetic discourse comment. I wanted to hear it from the OP though.
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Old 07-23-2005, 05:02 AM
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Ich spreche deutsch, und Ich denke "du bist dum".

sehr betrunken wacki

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"I speak german, and I think "you are dumb""

very drunk wacki

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Ja, ich denk auch so.

Anyways, ignore me. I've been drinking too. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] I probably butchered the [censored] out of the language too.
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Old 07-23-2005, 05:50 AM
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Unless someone used to be friends with Hilter, I think you win.

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Tja, diese Erzählung ist komisch. Siehst du...es war 1930, und wir zurück vom Pinte kommen. Er sagt, dass er wollt etwas erobern. Ich bin wie... ,,Tut mir Leid...erobern? Was willst du erobern?" So er sagt ,,löl...OMGF...denkst du. Wo sind wir?" Ich sagte ,,umm...Ich denk Europa." Er lacht mehr und sagte ,,Bwahaha. Ja, und es ist nicht nahe. Holla."

Ich weiß noch nicht was "holla" meint, aber der Rest Historie ist.

holla.

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Quote translation attempt.
Tja, this narration is amusing. You see coming... it were 1930, and we back from the Pinte. He says that he want something to conquer. I am as..., do to me wrong... conquer? Which you want to conquer?" Thus he says,,loel... COM AP... thinks you. Where are we?" I said,,umm... I think Europe." He laughs more and said, Bwahaha. Yes, and it is not close. Holla." I white not yet which "holla" means, but the remainder of history is.

holla

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Don't be lame.
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Old 07-23-2005, 05:55 AM
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Don't be lame.

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Wow, that translator is soooo ghetto. And seriously, nobody likes a joke at the expense of the Nazis? C'mon.
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