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Old 10-27-2005, 01:21 PM
Hornacek Hornacek is offline
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the cool kids have cool titles.

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No, yours says "Yankee fan" not "Met fan"

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This scene was reenacted later that night in Jeter's bedroom. Paul O'Neill was there too.
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Old 10-27-2005, 01:28 PM
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This scene was reenacted later that night in Jeter's bedroom. Paul O'Neill was there too.

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i bet your brain hurts after thinking this up.
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Old 10-27-2005, 01:38 PM
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This scene was reenacted later that night in Jeter's bedroom. Paul O'Neill was there too.

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i bet your brain hurts after thinking this up.

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i don't even know what this means, lol n00b.
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Old 10-27-2005, 01:52 PM
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I got this after the 2000 series, thought it was hysterical...thought I would hijack and share/.\

> > >>
> > >> > The Yankees Suck (composed somewhere in Queens or in Red Sox
> Nation)
> > >> >
> > >> > It's three o'clock in the morning in the tri-state area, and I
> can't
> > >> > sleep. I feel a need to vent. I hate the Yankees. I hate them so
> much
> > >> > it hurts inside to think about how much I hate them. Is that
> weird?
> > >> > Does it make me odd? If I watched some homeless guy walk into my
> house
> > >> > from off the street and beat the [censored] out of my grandmother, I'd
> hate
> > >> > him less than I hate Jorge Posada. And I think that might mean
> that
> I
> > >> > have a problem.
> > >> >
> > >> > That said ... for all of you fair weather Yankee fans sitting at
> home
> and
> > >> > gloating over your victory, I'd like you to really, truly think
> about
> why
> > >> > you like these Yankees. Moreover, I'd like you think about why you
> should
> > >> > hate them.
> > >> >
> > >> > Here, I'll help you out:
> > >> >
> > >> > 1) Derek Jeter. Is this guy really that good looking? I don't get
> it.
> > >> > Perhaps I'm jealous, or perhaps I'm letting my hatred of his team
> blind
> > >> > me, but I really think I'm being objective when I say that this guy
> looks
> > >> > like a [censored] alien. Tino Martinez? Not a bad looking dude.
> Paul
> > >> > O'Neill? Handsome, I'd say, in a rugged, alcoholic Irish sense.
> But
> > >> > Jeter?
> > >> > I mean, c'mon. If the guy wasn't a baseball player and he was
> hanging out
> > >> > in some shitty ass under-17 club in Rockland County, not one girl
> in
> the
> > >> > bar
> > >> > would turn her head unless they thought someone was filming Cocoon
> 3.
> > >> >
> > >> > 2) Joe Torre. Yeah we get it. You're a nice guy. A good manager.
> You
> > >> > cry when your team wins. But who the [censored] picks their nose this
> much? My
> > >> > mom says it's unfair to have a camera on you in the dugout when you
> don't
> > >> > know people are watching. Agreed. Yet, you could have a camera on
> me 24
> > >> > hours a day and maybe you catch me picking a boog three times.
> This
> guy
> > >> > does it six times every half hour. Buy yourself a Kleenex you ugly
> creep.
> > >> > He looks like someone who might molest my little cousin on
> Halloween.
> > >> > People who look like him are the reason my mom used to go through
> my
> > >> > Halloween candy to make sure there were no razor blades.
> > >> >
> > >> > 3) Luis Sojo. Yeah, this guy's awesome. He looks like he should
> be
> a
> > >> > busboy at the Burrito Loco. If this guy eats one more chalupa he's
> gonna
> > >> > [censored] explode.
> > >> >
> > >> > 4) Jose Vizcaino. He should be working with Luis Sojo. Nice
> glasses
> > >> > dipshit.
> > >> >
> > >> > 5) Roger Clemens. This guy's a piece of work. They say he's not a
> "real
> > >> > Yankee." That the rest of the Yankees shouldn't be judged by his
> idiotic
> > >> > personality/behavior/mentality. Bullshit. He's the prototypical
> Yankee.
> > >> > A mercenary superstar who only cares about money and acts like a
> total
> > >> > [censored]. He should be the new Yankees logo. Get rid of the "NY"
> symbol.
> > >> > Just a giant picture of Clemens throwing shattered bats at players
> and
> > >> > hitting them in the heads with 100 mile an hour baseballs. And
> kissing
> > >> > Babe Ruth's monument before the game? [censored] you Clemens. I hope
> the
> > >> > monument has herpes.
> > >> >
> > >> > 6) Bernie Williams. Here's a pretty guy. Not only did he fall off
> the
> > >> > ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, but then he hit the
> ground
> > >> > and got really disfigured. And to compensate for his looks, he's
> got
> the
> > >> > most outgoing personality this side of Adam Hirschberg. This is a
> guy you
> > >> > can really get behind and root for.
> > >> >
> > >> > 7) Andy Pettite. Kind of like him actually. Still a [censored].
> > >> >
> > >> > 8) El Duque. Oh don't even get me started here. The Cuban
> refugee.
> What
> > >> > a story! For the rest of the year, every night before I go to bed,
> I
> > >> > promise to fall to my knees and pray to God that this guy gets
> deported
> > >> > and spends the rest of his days rotting away in a Cuban jail cell
> > >> > decorated
> > >> > only with posters of Fidel Castro and cigars. And what kind of
> name
> is El
> > >> > Duque? I'd like to make a big Duque in his mouth-ue.
> > >> >
> > >> > 9) Mariano Rivera. Hate this guy as much as any of the others.
> Maybe he
> > >> > should try eating something. This dude spits and loses six pounds.
> I
> > >> > heard someone poured champagne on him after they won and he slid
> down
> a
> > >> > sewer drain and drowned.
> > >> >
> > >> > 10) Yankee fans. Without bias, I find you all to be the most
> > >> > insufferable, fair weather, ignorant fans in the world. Know this:
> no
> > >> > matter how many championships you win, you have a BORING,
> UNLIKABLE,
> > >> > UN-EXCITING TEAM. If I was a Yankee fan myself I would find it
> hard
> > >> > to root for them. May they all rot in hell.
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Old 10-27-2005, 02:27 PM
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PS - Do you have a job/life? You've been registered for 2 months.

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I'm in college, have a very fun life, and procrastinate a lot.

Also, at the end of the summer, I had about a month in which only a few of my friends weren't at school already, so I played a lot of poker and posted a lot.

Also, I single table.
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Old 10-27-2005, 02:28 PM
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It's better than bloody Pooh-Bah, I can assure you.

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I love Pooh-Bah.
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Old 10-27-2005, 05:20 PM
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"why do i have to be Mr Pink"
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Old 10-27-2005, 07:03 PM
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I never thought winning the world series would look so incredibly gay.

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Trump Card:

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Old 10-27-2005, 07:13 PM
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Lori,

I see you discovered the fountain of youth with your new avatar. How long of run did the other one have? I've been around for a year and I can't remember you having anything else besides the girl w/ the kissing lips. It takes me a while to adapt to change but it has a fresh new feel to it.

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Didn't phase me. I think it's the avatar from Lori's other account.
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Old 10-27-2005, 07:52 PM
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Old hand looked much cooler. Besides, I'm certainly no veteran of these boards and deserve little if any respect from people who don't know me and just look at my title/post count.

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Carpal \'Tunnel definitely describes me better than Pooh-Bah [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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i wish i could go back to pooh-bah

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dont you have the power to do that if you want to?
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