"If you can't get one yard in the NFL....

[Daliman]

you; (choose any)
A. Don't deserve to win.
B. Don't deserve to be in the game.
C. Should take up tiddly winks.
"


Seriously, this has GOT to be the most tired, overused, overstated and stupid thing ever said during NFL braocasts, and I hear it on a regular basis, usually from the likes of Mike Ditka or another similar blowhard,(definitely Ditka today re:KC going for it on the 1). NEWSFLASH! There are PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES on the other side of the ball! Also, THEY KNOW THAT 90% OF THE TIME YOU ARE GOING TO BLAST IT UP THE MIDDLE! I KNOW there were PLENTY of times Walter Payton didn't get one yard in those situations, so maybe he sucked huh?


This one is even worse than "He's due"