Sexquest

[Zeno]

I'll be leaving for Reno soon. I plan on having sex with a 6'5" 300 lb redheaded woman, or a 5’ 6” 300 lb blonde woman, whichever is more readily available. I may need to bring supplies, so, beside the obvious protection gizmos; I wanted to solicit any suggestions from the knowledgeable folks here about possible accessories that may prove useful. After all, I want to be fully prepared. Any quest must be entered into with the eyes wide open. Note that I am a small-framed man of about 145 lbs. So this may be a minus EV proposition.

I may also get in a few rounds of NL Hold'em. Thus, making this a legitimate post for this forum.

I'll check in tomorrow for any advice before I leave.

Thanks in advance.

-Zeno

[Alobar]

It sounds like a paper bag would be a valuable item to have in your quest [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Sully]

Your situation is much more +EV if you select the 6'5" 300 lb redheaded woman.

Do you understand why?

[SlyAK]

This is definitely -EV imo.....

One recommendation would be alcohol.... LOTS of alcohol.

Sly

[bisonbison]

Just remember:

Fire above, fire below, and a burning sensation for the rest of your goddamned life.

[judgesmails]

Rent a crane and have a snorkel handy.

[young nut]

Just do what us whalers do: Slap it hard and just ride the waves in!

[steamboatin]

bring a large firm pillow to place under her hips to help you get a good angle of approach.

[Malarky]

Just relax and go with it. I remember the first time I paid for sex, too.

[TimM]

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Your situation is much more +EV if you select the 6'5" 300 lb redheaded woman.

Do you understand why?

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Yes, and it's not close.