Best quotes of the 2006 WSOP ME (ESPN)

Toddy · #1 11-03-2005, 01:27 PM

I'll start at the top..

"I'm pretty sure I was the only 23 year old in the world that thought he would win the WSOP Main Event"

#2 11-03-2005, 02:13 PM

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I'll start at the top..

"I'm pretty sure I was the only 23 year old in the world that thought he would win the WSOP Main Event"

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He should have said "I'm pretty sure I was the only 23 year old with red hair, glasses, and acne in the world that thought he could win the WSOP Main Event." Even then, he's probably wrong.

I like "I can dodge bullets, baby." He then proceeds to get shot.

kitaristi0 · #3 11-03-2005, 02:14 PM

Phil's rant after his AK loses to KJ. Something about them playing poker and these guys can't even spell poker.

#4 11-03-2005, 02:20 PM

"I'm stone dead. I'm a Superstar!"-Mike Matusow.

#5 11-03-2005, 02:41 PM

"I don't think you have the nuts..."

Tiffany Williamson while debating whether or not to call all her chips off preflop with KJ.

Oh, and Farha's explanation to why his AQ was a favorite over QQ on an undercard flop.

"Well I've got a queen, so you can get any of those, and I have an ace, so that makes me a favorite right?"

Toddy · #6 11-03-2005, 02:54 PM

"I played perfectly for 3 days *SOB*"

and the other guy that had the nut flush that hand

"Thats what um toalking aboot" ( i could barely understand that broken english)

#7 11-03-2005, 03:04 PM

Daniel N (after being raised all in preflop): "Are you serious, do you really have a strong hand? You aren't just goofing around are you?"
Other guy: "Well it's the world series..."
Daniel: "Which means...?"

mlagoo · #8 11-03-2005, 04:55 PM

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\Oh, and Farha's explanation to why his AQ was a favorite over QQ on an undercard flop.

"Well I've got a queen, so you can get any of those, and I have an ace, so that makes me a favorite right?"

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i really like this one too. but you left out the best part, that as soon as the cards are flipped over, farha sees he's drawing to 3 outs or running hearts, and says to the other guy "you're in trouble now baby"

RikaKazak · #9 11-04-2005, 06:18 AM

Farha was joking, not being serious dude.

dealcloser · #10 11-04-2005, 01:57 PM

Mike Matusow to Friedman.

"Boy you really do suck."

I was ROFL after hearing that. Classic.