"I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire"

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she's not worried about me walking out on my tab. she's just getting revenge/being spiteful.

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Can you please explain why you threw a hissy fit about paying for a few shots?

You seem like the type of guy that lives in a 5,000 square foot house, but gives his paper boy a lousy tip, and is always haggling with your friends over $$.

U suck.