Code of Conduct

"Do not put gums in" I guess this means your not suppose to put your mouth in the urinal.


I predict that the rules will escalate until they become like the monster list of rules posted at some Parks, especially beach parks. So to be ahead of the game lets start the listing in advance so we will not be taken by suprise. We already have the no spit rule. So here are a few more:


1. Scratching of the genitalia is not allowed


2. No Farting


3. No Belching


4. No Drooling


5. Nose Picking is prohibited


6. Staring at large firm breasts with pert hard nipples is strictly VERBOTEN!!


-Zeno

hey, im sorry, but if a nice set of nipples happens anywhere near my seat in a cardroom, i am going to stare. at least for a little while. doesn't happen very often, except when the cocktail waitresses come around. mmm, one of them is real tasty.

A line in "Roadhouse"...


There's a sign over the urinal "Please don't eat the big white mint"

Andy,


Is "spit" really in parenthesis?


Of course, I don't really care fore all that chewing wither, so perhaps the sign could read: "No masticating and expectorating." Hell, let them figure that one out!


John

During an election in Texas back in the 50's, a conservative candidate accused his liberal opponent of being a "known parlimentarian who allowed her children to masticate at the table." She lost.


Re HDPM's preferences, I went to a wellknown poker game in Houston a couple of years ago. I was the only guy who showed up who was younger than 70. I caught the deck and played for 14 hours. All these oldtimers chewed, non smoked. The next day when I woke up I couldn't figure out what was wrong: no head ache and my clothes didn't stink. Finally I figured it out, it was my first smoke-free poker game! God bless those spitters.

Yeah, it really says spit in parenthesis.


Watched an English movie once, can't remember the name of it, and at the dinner table, while the matron of the family was speaking, someone was chewing on a crunchy food, celery or something. She asked what the noise was, the offender showed her the celery stalk,and she said, "Oh, Ithought perhaps you were masticating a fork." Great line.

I went to see my buddies band years ago and figured out what expectorate meant by the bumper sticker on the opening bands drum set. "Do Not Expectorate On Hockaloogey"