Story to pass your Friday

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Thought I would share this with you guys. Yesterday, at Von's in Pacific Beach, San Diego. Its filled with gorgeous women. I'm in the parking lot and two girls are walking the other way on the other side of the lane from me. One smiles and waves at me while I'm staring intently at her giant rack and great body. I lift my left hand to wave and smile without seeing a sign at head level directly in front of me. I run face first into it at a good clip and fall down to the ground. My eyes begin to water as blood begins gushing from my nose. There are no less than 15 people laughing and pointing at me.

No real point to this post, just thought that it might help your friday end a little bit quicker and give you more of a reason to think that I'm a jackass.

-Jihad