Strangest thing you've made love to?

[jakethebake]

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There's a site that lists a bunch of these homemade sex toys. BTW, I admire your candor.

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Yes. his candor is to be admired. As for the rest of him... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[MoreWineII]

Mattress.

I'm too embarassed to elaborate.

[kyro]

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Your Mom.

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Wow, creative!

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Hmm, be uncreative or a weirdo freak. Tough decision.

[jakethebake]

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Strangest thing you've made love to?

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Anyone else find his wording disturbing?

[kyro]

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Strangest thing you've made love to?

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Anyone else find his wording disturbing?

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I love lamp.
Brick, do you really love the lamp or are you just saying you do?
I love lamp!

[gunt]

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I'll start: Couch cushions. I put a bag of crisco in between them. My couch is good in bed.

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they don't call them love seats for nothing.

[BeerMoney]

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When I was 13ish I took one of the dice shakers from our Parcheesi game and soaked it in water hoping it would simulate a blowjob.

-Michael

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I was a late bloomer. I wasn't beating until 14 or 15. Then all hell broke loose.

Did the dice shaker give good head?

[jakethebake]

Where's the kid with the home casino that keeps posting about [censored] fruit?

[BeerMoney]

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Where's the kid with the home casino that keeps posting about [censored] fruit?

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I "knew a kid" who used to warm up a melon or something in a microwave. Sounds interesting.

But, ya, I'd like to here from this guy u mention.

[sfer]

Was it really love?