Strangest thing you've made love to?

BeerMoney · #1 07-14-2005, 08:43 AM

I'll start: Couch cushions. I put a bag of crisco in between them. My couch is good in bed.

ChipWrecked · #2 07-14-2005, 08:43 AM

That would be her pooper, Bob.

jakethebake · #3 07-14-2005, 08:47 AM

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I put a bag of crisco in between them.

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Crisco comes in a bag now?

BeerMoney · #4 07-14-2005, 08:49 AM

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I put a bag of crisco in between them.

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Crisco comes in a bag now?

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No, you put crisco in a sandwich bag, or in my case, a 40 gallon trash bag, and then go to town on that.

ClaytonN · #5 07-14-2005, 08:52 AM

Lois Griffin: Peter, talent doesn't disappear just like that!
Peter Griffin: Well, sometimes it does. I mean, you were pretty bad in bed Saturday night.
[Flashback]
Peter Griffin: Come on Lois, move or something! Jeez, it's like doing it with a pillow.
[Flashforward]
Lois Griffin: Peter, I stayed at my mother's that night.
Peter Griffin: Oh

Brainwalter · #6 07-14-2005, 09:01 AM

Your Mom.

BeerMoney · #7 07-14-2005, 09:05 AM

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Your Mom.

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Wow, creative!

jakethebake · #8 07-14-2005, 09:09 AM

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Wow, creative!

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Yea. I'm pretty sure being "creative" about finding new things to [censored] isn't really a good thing.

Freakin · #9 07-14-2005, 10:29 AM

There's a site that lists a bunch of these homemade sex toys. BTW, I admire your candor.

Freakin

Michael Davis · #10 07-14-2005, 10:31 AM

When I was 13ish I took one of the dice shakers from our Parcheesi game and soaked it in water hoping it would simulate a blowjob.

-Michael