Where would you go to get killed?

GoCubsGo · #1 10-10-2005, 12:15 AM

I got this idea from the play Hamlet. In it Hamlet wants to die but refuses to commit suicide because he thinks God would damn him to hell for this.

So, if you wanted to die, but couldn't do anything blatantly asking for it? For example, you can't sleep on train tracks or yell "NIGGER!" to a huge crowd of black people packing guns.

I think I'd go to the Amazon without any vaccinations. Good chance I'd get bit by a mosquito or eat a poisonous fish or some [censored] like that. I'd say I'd go to Africa and bang a bunch of women and catch AIDS, but 1) That's a little blatant, and 2) I don't think I could get it up.

So where would you go/what would you do if you wanted to die, but not want people to know you were asking for it?

#2 10-10-2005, 12:18 AM

here

handsome · #3 10-10-2005, 12:19 AM

Hahhahahaa, I LOVE your blatant racism!!

GoCubsGo · #4 10-10-2005, 12:21 AM

Just an example. Can't yell "EARNHARDT SUCKS!" to a trailer park crowd either.

MonkeeMan · #5 10-10-2005, 12:25 AM

Camden, NJ

rwesty · #6 10-10-2005, 12:30 AM

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yell "EARNHARDT SUCKS!" to a trailer park crowd

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This is what I'd do.

dizong · #7 10-10-2005, 12:35 AM

corner of crenshaw and slauson (in south central la) 2am sunday wearing bright blue doo-rag and lots of bling

MelchyBeau · #8 10-10-2005, 12:48 AM

act as a christian minister in Falluja.

Melch

cokehead · #9 10-10-2005, 12:50 AM

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Camden, NJ

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this is the obvious answer

WackityWhiz · #10 10-10-2005, 12:53 AM

I would hold some people hostage in a bank with a fake gun. I'd have a note taped to the gun that said "ThinMan said if I didn't do this, he would rape my family in front of me, starting with my dad." Then they would find that note after they shot me.

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