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Old 08-31-2005, 03:17 PM
Shajen Shajen is offline
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Default OOT I need your help

A co-worker just walked into my cube and busted ass.

It reeks so bad.

How can I get him back?

(NOTE: suggestions of illegal activities or activities that could get me fired will be ignored)
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Old 08-31-2005, 03:17 PM
tbach24 tbach24 is offline
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When you order taco bell with him, bring back mild sauce
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Old 08-31-2005, 03:18 PM
Patrick del Poker Grande Patrick del Poker Grande is offline
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I believe we're looking for the cropduster here?
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Old 08-31-2005, 03:21 PM
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I believe we're looking for the cropduster here?

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Crop duster is a no go. This is war dude.

He walked in, asked me a question and lifted his [censored] left leg.

The bastard.
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Old 08-31-2005, 03:18 PM
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Make hilarity ensue....hope this helps.
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Old 08-31-2005, 03:19 PM
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Offer him a chocolate covered pretzel.
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Old 08-31-2005, 03:20 PM
Sponger15SB Sponger15SB is offline
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Prick him with a blood soaked needle of someone with AIDS
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Old 08-31-2005, 03:28 PM
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Prick him with a blood soaked needle of someone with AIDS

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Remind me not to piss you off.
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Old 08-31-2005, 03:29 PM
Patrick del Poker Grande Patrick del Poker Grande is offline
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Seriously... two cats... tie their tails together... release in his cube.
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Old 08-31-2005, 03:32 PM
Shajen Shajen is offline
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Seriously... two cats... tie their tails together... release in his cube.

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Cant do it man. I'm an animal lover.



OH, I THINK I GOT IT.

I'll stink-palm him. Unless someone can come up with something better, this is what I'm going with.
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