Favorite Poker Quotes

[SirFelixCat]

Some people pride themselves on playing the best of the best. Not me. I find people I can beat, and I play with them until they quit. Then, I find new people to beat. -rfw at fbg's

Hug it out Bitch

[Shandrax]

Q: Isn't Poker a game of chance?
A: Not the way I play it.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. -Steven Wright

"You call...gonna be all over, baby." -- Scotty Nguyen

[Evan]

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From Evan's bio:

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sthief09: we go to like the 2 most expensive schools in the country and you have a midterm and i have a paper due, and youre sitting here trying to convince me to play .5/1 headsup so you have something to do

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Hahahaha, I rule.

[sthief09]

"toooooo many bad players" - bdk3clash

"no limit is about stack sizes, while limit is about stuck sizes" - tommy

[DiceyPlay]

After an a-hole thinks he suffered a bad beat from you and is acting like a typical a-hole ...

I won't tell you how to spend your money if you don't tell me how to spend your money.

I guess that's not a quote ... but I like that one.

[csg]

"Winning isn't everything; it's the only thing."
former Green Bay Packers coach Vince Lombardi

[Zetack]

"Fuck!"

--Unatributed (but I quote it a LOT)


--Zetack