What do married couples talk about?

[craig r]

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What do married couples talk about?

Positions, doing it.

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How long have you been married for? By "positions" do you mean which end of the bed to sleep on? And by "doing it" do you mean doing the dishes and taking out the trash?

craig

[kurosh]

i removed some lines, but they're unimportant.

(something about peachy's grandparents having slaves here)
[11:53:35] <PeachyM> we have the will
[11:53:46] <PeachyM> that designated the slaves
[11:53:49] <PeachyM> thier FREEDOME
[11:53:54] <PeachyM> minus an E
[11:54:02] <PeachyM> no we dont own them
[11:54:06] <PeachyM> they just stayed with our family
[11:54:15] <SlyGuy> they are just endentured
[11:54:18] <PeachyM> lol
[11:54:19] <PeachyM> yes
[11:56:37] <PeachyM> im bein serious though that our slaves children and grandchildren stayed with us
[11:58:02] <SlyGuy> i like how you seem proud your family had slaves
[11:58:47] <blflm> i wanna see pics of your slaves
[11:59:35] <PeachyM> they arent our slaves anymore
[11:59:39] <PeachyM> they are family friends
[11:59:41] <PeachyM> that work for us
[11:59:42] <kurosh> hahaha
[11:59:45] <kurosh> hahahhahaha

[craig r]

That is classic.

craig

[diebitter]

The secret to a happy marriage for men?

Learn to actually look forward to the peace and quiet of the silent treatment (but don't ever let on!).
It's freakin fabulous [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[4_2_it]

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The secret to a happy marriage for men?

Learn to actually look forward to the peace and quiet of the silent treatment (but don't ever let on!). It's heavenly [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Also, remember not to laugh out loud when they give you the evil eye. The key is to hurry and get to the silent treatment phase as quickly as possible.

Here is what not to talk about.

Don't ever start a conversation with: "So, what is it exactly you do all day while I'm at work?"

[ChipWrecked]

I've posted it before, but the 'three word phrase' is gold.
As you pretend to listen, when you hear from the tone of the droning that it's time to respond, you just grab three words.

"Is that right?"
"Please go on."
"Tell me more"
"You don't say?"
"That's very interesting"
"And then what?"

ad nauseum.....

[4_2_it]

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Here is what not to talk about.

Don't ever start a conversation with: "So, what is it exactly you do all day while I'm at work?"

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This is a very important point. You don't want to hear about how she was out spending your hard-earned money or banging the UPS man. Nothing good ever comes from that question.

Of course the best way to find out the answer to the question is to pay your kids to spy on mommy.