Is it possible for a poker tattoo to not be lame? I need ideas....

[willis81]

My buddy has one on his shoulder of the 7s and 2d. There are flames drawn in around the cards. Highly comical.

In response to the OP, as with all merchandise related to poker, it is going to be corny. Everyone that doesnt know my buddy with the 72 tattoo thinks hes a douche when they see it. People that know him think it is hilarious. I think the same will happen with you.