Top 10 Television tournament players today?

[Texter]

Any list without X-22 is just crapola.

[Georgia Avenue]

I guess it's just because he makes every final table and I'm sick of lookin at him on muh TV? Mebbe?

My list didn't take small funny snide gestures into account, otherwise Mr. Raymer wouldn't be on it (he's obviously a hilarious dude in a laid back way, cf "Tell your boys to start clappin'"). But you gotta admit, Juanda's a stiff looking guy. He might even lose to Tricky Dick Nixon HU in a debate over los Cuban Missle Crisis.

Although...David Chiu is less witty and just as board-like. Maybe he's #2 instead.
I don't know. I don't makes the rules. I just lives by 'em.

[js13_tps]

1. Phil Hellmuth
2. Mike Matusow
3. Paul Phillips
4. JR Bellande
5. Men the Master
6. Phil Laak
7. Tony G.
8. Ellix Powers
9. J. Mcmanus? or whomever ellix got so fired up at '04 wsop.

For pure entertainment value. Jerry Springer could be dealer.