Christmas Haiku

diebitter · #1 11-28-2005, 02:23 PM

They say Santa comes
only once a year, but then...
He fills your stockings!

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Okay, who's next to give it a go?

The Yugoslavian · #2 11-28-2005, 02:28 PM

Damn, wtf pwn3d.
I hate corner Santa bells, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
No money for him. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Yugoslav

#3 11-28-2005, 02:38 PM

All-out Christmas sale!
Get plasma TV’s cheap, or
Trampled at Wal-Mart!

Christmas Eve at home
Watch luminarias glow
Enjoy posole

ScottieK

Slow Play Ray · #4 11-28-2005, 02:41 PM

Sweater doesn't fit
Already have this CD
Next year just give cash

2planka · #5 11-28-2005, 03:28 PM

Simple-minded fools
Prostrating themselves before
Hypocrisy's birth.

Autocratic · #6 11-28-2005, 03:56 PM

I don't want cufflinks
You call yourself my girlfriend?
Get on your knees, bitch.

pokerdirty · #7 11-28-2005, 04:01 PM

that's f-in deep

#8 11-28-2005, 08:03 PM

Racing through the mall
Why do I wait so damn long
To buy gifts for all

Los Feliz Slim · #9 11-28-2005, 08:19 PM

Seventy degrees.
It feels so strange, this Christmas
in Los Angeles.