Girl that needs a nose job BAD

[kurosh]

Is she jewish? I like her.

[ohnonotthat]

Take a close look.

What you see is what Angelina Jolie would look like if she had Jack Klugman for a father.

[SCfuji]

she went from a 7 (-3 due to your well-worded uncertainty factor) to a 4. id rather have a chunky cute faced girl than a fit ugly faced girl. faces last longer in the long run. plus girls USUALLY gain weight after childbirth. she should get facial replacement surgery and start dating pro tennis players. the [censored] is she thinking!!!?!?!

[pokerdirty]

Evan, I think you could live inside that thing.

Is she an NYUer? I'm assuming no, but I feel like I've seen this chick before.

[handsome]

LOL.

[4_2_it]

Just arrange a Meets the Parents-like water volleyball game, break that snooz and start enjoying some caviar dreams.

[diebitter]

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Just arrange a Meets the Parents-like water volleyball game, break that snooz and start enjoying some caviar dreams.

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They'd have to play with bowling balls to break that snork.

[cdxx]

i think all of you are forgetting just rich she is. in fact, i better put on a monocle.



4 is too harsh. 6 is too high. 5 is appropriate.

[Publos Nemesis]

just send her an email every day for a month from a funny account like "you_need_a_nose_job@hotmail.com"

in each email you could propose a different reason why she needs a nose job

if this doesn't do anything besides destroy her self-esteem, well then you should at least SIIHP while she is vulnerable

[Eurotrash]

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It's better if I don't mention the name of the street or the city but the address she and her family live at #415;

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The nose lives at 417 and 419.

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Seems to me the D.E.P. oughta pay for her surgery. 20k to arrest global warming is the bargain of all time.

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Make sure she never gets hooked on coke; with a honker like that she could bankrupt Daddy no matter how much he has.

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does anybody else think this guy's posts read like a Rodney Dangerfield bit?

seriously dude, wtf is up with the asterisks?

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and to Evan - egad. I have to agree with chuddo that the tart in question just isn't that attractive regardless of nose. when I look at her I have the same reaction as when I see Kelly Wigglesworth (runner up of the first Survivor)