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10-03-2005, 11:43 PM
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Re: Most times you\'ve beat it in one day.
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[ QUOTE ] jerk fest was a bad idea. i don't want to talk about it. [/ QUOTE ] Nice. Am I the only one who got this joke? [/ QUOTE ] no 
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10-03-2005, 11:43 PM
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Re: Most times you\'ve beat it in one day.
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i actually had blood in my jizz, which was absolutely terrifying. i went to the doctor for it just to be sure [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, that must have been a good conversation... "Anything sexual happen lately to cause this" "Well I wacked it like 20x in the last 4 days" "Uh...ummm... did I shake your hand when I walked in? cause I might just have to saw my hand off"
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10-03-2005, 11:46 PM
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Re: Most times you\'ve beat it in one day.
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[ QUOTE ] jerk fest was a bad idea. i don't want to talk about it. [/ QUOTE ] Nice. Am I the only one who got this joke? [/ QUOTE ] no
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10-04-2005, 12:12 AM
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Re: Most times you\'ve beat it in one day.
actually it was much worse than that [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
i called my primary doctor and he just referred me to a urologist instead of having me visit him. i've had more 4+ days than i can count, so at this point i'm still thinking it wasn't related to jerking. my balls weren't hurting or anything. so i go to the urologist and he looks 'foreign white' with a slightly olive skin tone, like the kind of guy who looks american until you start talking to him and it turns out he's from croatia. he's a man of few words, but those words he uses form broken sentences. he's got his clipboard and he asks me to describe the situation, but maybe he's been apprised of it by my doctor or whatever. at any rate he seemed to have asked the question to be polite, because as i'm explaining what happened he's just staring at his clipboard and nodding and saying 'yes' in some kind of thick accent. so i'm mid-sentence and all of the sudden he stands up, claps his hands, and proclaims "NOW WE CHECK PROSTATE" as if he's talking to a mirror. i'm just kind of stunned at this point but he obviously wants to get down to brass tacks. since i care about the future of my testicles i have to oblige [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] incase i haven't been descriptive enough, i'll add that after they finish you feel disgusting and internally greased in addition to violated, and by the time you turn around and sheepishly pull your pants back up your gaze gets there just in time to see them using one rubber glove to quickly pull off 'the' rubber glove inside-out before you can tell what's going on and discard it like a uranium rod. i can see how a girl could feel bad about somebody handling a condom like that after sex, it just makes you feel like your entire body is composed of feces and dead bugs and your skin is just a cover.
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