The Ms. OOT Escort from Craig's List Poll

[IndieMatty]

I was taking a train late last night and my MP3 player ran out of juice. As I was left to sit alone with my thoughts, I began to think of the recent developments of OOT. I racked my brain to try and conceive of a thread that could at least bring out the best in the boobie obsessed set as well as those more inclined to the absurd humor of it all. This is my best shot, I hope you like it. Backstory: My friends and I always like to scan the erotic escort ads of Craigslist. (Once my friend found a girl he went to college with). So I bring you..

Starting tonight through the end of the month. I will try and coordinate a contest to award some lucky 'ho a spot as a Ms. OOT (CL ESCORT Edition)

After the nominations, Your vote on a good Ms. COOTer should take the following criteria into account.

Looks, sluttiness, reasonable rates, obvious references to prostitution, and likelihood of an STD.

You are only allowed one nomination from your hometown craigslist.org page per day (Under Services-Erotic); Please link to the ad and post a SFW pic if possible. If your hometown is not listed on CL, please choose the closest city.

For example the link for me is:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/ers/


The winner of Ms. COOTer will receive an email from all of us, referring her to this thread, all replies and postings will be the property of OOTia and hopefully she will respond with her appreciation, or abhorrance. (hopefully the latter).

Please post your nominations here. The post's only last for 10 days, so nominations will close by Friday night. With a winner to be announced by next Tuesday.

I think this could really rock, or really suck. But I wanted to give it a shot.

May the best whore win!

[Ulysses]

Bruiser, what do you think of this one?

[Ulysses]

Jesus, dude, these are f'in horrible.

[IndieMatty]

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Jesus, dude, these are f'in horrible.

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Some diamonds in the rough. Like here.



But the nastier ones are funny. This contest is not judged on hotness alone!

[The Stranger]

LETS HOOK UP FOR TODAY ONLY.....UNLESS YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH MY SEX AND WANT MORE [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

JUST BECAUSE IM IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD, HOW THIS OFFER........
SEX ONLY-150.00
BJ THEN SEX-200.00
FOR MY FIRST GREEK LESSON 300.00

THOSE ARE MY OFFERS FOR TODAY.....INTERESTED IN ANY, GIVE ME A HOLLA...




(she's 19)

[IndieMatty]

This is very educational. Healthy Colon

[ThaSaltCracka]

this one looks pretty not bad.

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From Portland


Cameron

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I am here to cater to your every need, want, and desire. I promise a wonderful time, and the best GFE ever!

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I am considering being able to provide a full review when I get back to OR. And no I am not joking.

[ThaSaltCracka]

wow...she is pretty cute.

[thatpfunk]

It says only "Bust a nut" and then a phone number... sheesh.