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Re: Biography about your life (okay I lied, I started another topic)
I don't think my life story would be all that great, but a ton of individual incidents have happened to me that people seem to ejoy hearing about.
This includes 1. Getting thrown out of & my entire Junior High banned from Hershey Park in PA. 2. Getting banned from Kmart and being filmed pretending to ass-[censored] a security guard. (Film was lost sadly) 4. Tackling a cop at the Halloween parade and getting away with it. 5. Chasing down a thief from the store I worked at and almost getting shot by the police in the process. 6. Getting chased off a bus by this dude who's sister or girlfriend I hit with my backpack (I think I posted this here somewhere) These are all great stories apparantly. Sometimes I feel like I'm like that Larry Davide dude, except my crazy occurances sometimes result in violence and near-death experiences. I think I might do some sort of chronicles of Tony thread to detail these when I have time. |
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Re: Biography about your life (okay I lied, I started another topic)
When slitting your wrists always go straight down, away from your body. Remeber, safety first!!!
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Re: Biography about your life (okay I lied, I started another topic)
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When slitting your wrists always go straight down, away from your body. Remeber, safety first!!! [/ QUOTE ] See why I couldn't make a movie about my life. I fail at trying to kill myself. That is really depressing. I guess I am off too better my life since I must live. Ahhh, who am I kidding, I will just fail at that also. Well, I am good at one thing. I better be, I have been doing it since I was 12. craig |
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Well, I am good at one thing. I better be, I have been doing it since I was 12. [/ QUOTE ] I just noticed it may seem like i was talking about jerking it in the above sentence. I meant playing the piano and reading quantum physics books [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] craig p.s. I can't even jerk it well. I keep thinking to myself, "you don't even satisfy yourself,loser. You should be punished and made to read Ayn Rand". |
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Wait, I might be able to add something. I came up with an idea for Nazi trading cards when I was in Sunday School (at 15...why my parents made me go after my bar mitzvah i have no idea). Not because I am sympathetic with the Nazis, but because I think a 1938 Goebbels would be worth a lot now. My Sunday school teacher didn't think that was funny. She made me leave the class room and then next week asked me to apologize for saying that the Goebbels card would be worth anything. I was stoned and told the class I was sorry and that the Himmler one would be worth more. I was told not to come back. [/ QUOTE ] This is just far toooooo funny....made my drunken evening... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! |
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Glad I can make you laugh. FWIW, Himmler isn't worht anything unless you get the card in near mint condition. I am still trying to look for the legendary Hitler pooping on Eva card. It was their rookie poop and is suppossedely worth a lot.
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