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Beat the War Posts: Humorous Poems and Limericks
The chaos of War is in the air. I have been working too hard recently and have no time for poker. I'm in a bad funk, so time for some fun posts.
Time to knock out all the war and political posts, at least for a bit. Time to smile, before we all dive off a cliff into an unknown sea. Here are some Limericks. I will follow with a humorous poem. In the Garden of Eden lay Adam Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For he knew that on earth There were only two balls - and he had'em There's a notable family named Stein There's Gert and there's Ep and there's Ein. Gert's prose is all bunk, Ep's sculpture is junk, And nobody understands Ein. When Titan was mixing rose madder His model was posed on a ladder. Her position to Titan Suggested coition, So he nipped up the ladder and had'er. The breasts of a barmaid of Crail Were tattooed with the price of brown ale, While on her behind For the sake of the blind Was the same information in Braille. The Bloody Orkneys This bloody town's a bloody cuss- No bloody trains, no bloody bus, And no one cares for bloody us- In bloody Orkney. The bloody roads are bloody bad, The bloody folks are bloody mad, They'd make the brightest bloody sad, In bloody Orkeny. All bloody clouds, and bloody rains, No bloody kerbs, no bloody drains, The Council's got no bloody brains, In bloody Orkney. Everything's so bloody dear, A bloody bob, for bloody beer, And is it good? - no bloody fear, In bloody Orkney. The bloody 'flicks' are bloody old, The bloody seats are bloody cold, You can't get in for bloody gold, In bloody Orkney. The bloody dances make you smile, The bloody band is bloody vile, It only cramps you bloody style, In bloody Orkney. No bloody sport, no bloody games, No bloody fun, the bloody dames, Won't even give their bloody names In bloody Orkney. Best bloody place is bloody bed, With bloody ice on bloody head, You might as well be bloody dead, In bloody Orkney. Captian Hamish Blair Ah -- Bollocks! Hope others will add more and build the post up - Humor instead of War. Laughter instead of Death. (If it were only that simple) -Zeno |
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