Crop Dusting the Mall

[Johnnyj580]

Crop-dusting at a wrestling event. So my buddy and I get hammered before going to see WWE RAW. Floor seats, a few rows back. This WT whore and her bastard child are next to me. She keeps hitting me on for most of the show. I gotta let one go BAD and I'm drunk, but I have a real problem farting in front of girls I don't know well. Finally towards the end of the show the crowd starts going nuts, everyone is on thier feet and I just let it go. 10 seconds later I hear her say "Ewww, what is that?" to no one in particular. I LOSE IT. I can't stop laughing. Needless to say she wasn't talking to me for the rest of the show.