A poker joke that rocks the table

Rod Jr · #1 12-24-2005, 04:28 PM

It was funny because the fart came out in little bursts everytime he chuckled. So it was like Put Put Put Put Put Put.

Rod Jr · #2 12-24-2005, 04:35 PM

Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

#3 12-24-2005, 08:23 PM

King Jack-off.

lighterjobs · #4 12-25-2005, 02:15 AM

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Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

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i [censored] love you.

CallMeIshmael · #5 12-26-2005, 12:14 AM

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Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

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This is perhaps the best post of all time.

shant · #6 12-26-2005, 07:47 AM

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Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

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This is perhaps the best post of all time.

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It's close between all 3 of his posts in this thread.