Airport Security - Bomb sniffers

[midas]

FYI -

In Terminal A in Newark there is a new bomb sniffing machine that checks people. Before you go through the metal detector, you step into a open box that shoots air jets at you then sucks back the air and analyzes for bomb chemicals. If you get a green light you proceed, if you get a red light, I have no idea what would happen? SWAT Team? Taken to a back room and strip searched? I am also told that these machines can be programmed to check for illegal drug residue as well.

Anyone else been through these sniffers? Coming soon to an airport near you!!!

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I recommend playing with as much propane as possible before going to the Newark airport.

[jakethebake]

I suggest a lunch of refried beans with a side of raw onions before your next flight.