the official bad beat and whining thread

[Gramps]

I hate people who consistently whine about their bad beats. Life's hard, have some sack and suck it up.

Raised 3x BB with AsAh, got re-raised by donk (even more of a donk than me), pushed, got a call from donk, who showed 6d6s. He drew a diamond flush.

NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:17566187 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Sunday, November 20, 01:16:32 EDT 2005
Table Table 66952 (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 8
Seat 2: KJBC2 ( $1690 )
Seat 3: Maximo1 ( $930 )
Seat 4: heret1k ( $730 )
Seat 5: Tooker77 ( $1685 )
Seat 6: plumberguy01 ( $675 )
Seat 7: Loco_Sano ( $840 )
Seat 9: doe_jai ( $675 )
Seat 10: woofer23 ( $775 )
Trny:17566187 Level:1
Blinds(10/15)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to heret1k [ Ac As ]
heret1k raises [45].
Tooker77 folds.
plumberguy01 folds.
Loco_Sano folds.
doe_jai folds.
woofer23 raises [120].
KJBC2 folds.
Maximo1 folds.
heret1k is all-In [685]
woofer23 calls [610].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7d, 5s, Ks ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
woofer23 shows [ Kd, Ah ] three of a kind, kings.
heret1k shows [ Ac, As ] two pairs, aces and kings.
woofer23 wins 1485 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, kings.
heret1k finished in eighth place.
heret1k has left the table.

I think i just threw up in my mouth. Party donks.

[Manque]

Well here's my whine. (Nothing to to with poker though) I got pulled over and found out my driver's license is suspended for not paying an insurance surcharge, even though I paid it like 10 months ago. Now I have to call up the DMV and whaaa!!!! whaaaa!!!

[bones]

I don't really feel motivated to play today.

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]
I don't really feel motivated to play today.

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't worry....igotchabackhollatyason:


Now feel inspired!

Yugoslav

[Phill S]

Situation: From midnight last night pubs and clubs with special lisences can finally open for 24 hours here in the UK. And being near manchester, this means we have a shedload.

Beat: Ive no fecking money.

[Bigdaddydvo]

Opening Hand of a Party 50+5. I'm one of 3 people to bite it:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t15 (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Hero (t1000)
UTG+1 (t1000)
UTG+2 (t1000)
MP1 (t1000)
MP2 (t1000)
MP3 (t1000)
CO (t1000)
Button (t1000)
SB (t1000)
BB (t1000)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero calls t15, UTG+1 calls t15, [color=#666666]6 folds</font>, [color=#CC3333]SB raises to t57.5</font>, BB calls t45, Hero calls t45, UTG+1 calls t45.

Flop: (t237.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font>

Turn: (t237.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font>

River: (t237.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font>

Final Pot: t237.50

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
SB has Qc Qh (one pair, queens).
BB has Ks 3c (straight, five high).
Hero has 5s 5d (three of a kind, fives).
UTG+1 has 4s 4h (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: BB wins t237.50. </font>

[Mr_J]

My bad beat is about me not even being able to play poker. My body refuses to double click on that party poker icon. I should be making $1k a day. Maybe the reason I got a 12+tabling setup recently is just so it LOOKS like I work.