Important info for anyone being drug tested...

touchfaith · #1 08-10-2005, 08:34 PM

I have been made aware today that many clinics which take samples for the purpose of drug testing (the place your work sends you) are being instructed to now take the equivilent of two samples, 100ml of urine.

Those of you that have upcoming tests and are smart enough to do some research know that a powdered urine kit is the #1 effective way to beat the test.

But, with this new standard, you need to make sure that you either a.) use two kits for a total of 100ml, or b.) make sure to bring an extra 50ml of water to dilute your sample with.

Either way is perfectly fine, but make sure if you go the 'extra 50ml of water' route, that you also make sure that this extra water is at the acceptable temperature range of 90-99 degrees (f) (the same as your fake sample). The temps to not need to match, as long as your combined sample stays above 90 and below 99 degrees. Anthing else will be rejected by the sample collector (by law).

Your welcome.

BigBaitsim (milo) · #2 08-10-2005, 08:52 PM

Or you could just not smoke crack for a few days or marijuana for 6 weeks or so.

Never mind...

MagicMan08 · #3 08-10-2005, 08:57 PM

Thanks

touchfaith · #4 08-10-2005, 08:58 PM

Many of us smoke P.O.T. perfectly legally. Unfortunately, discrimination/fair work place laws have not caught up to medical marijauna legislation.

Nice try though.

Imagine if decongestants, a common ingrediant of Meth, where to be tested for and a positive test resulted in the denial of a new job.

Would you want to know how to avoid this?

Nathan183 · #5 08-10-2005, 08:58 PM

I'm pretty sure that if you know you have a test coming up, the #1 most effective way to beat it is to not use drugs.

tinga81 · #6 08-10-2005, 08:59 PM

that's never fun though.

touchfaith · #7 08-10-2005, 08:59 PM

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I'm pretty sure that if you know you have a test coming up, the #1 most effective way to beat it is to not use drugs.

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"pretty sure" = wrong = no job

ChipWrecked · #8 08-10-2005, 09:29 PM

My company gives hair tests.

touchfaith · #9 08-10-2005, 09:35 PM

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My company gives hair tests.

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Here ya' go...

lighterjobs · #10 08-10-2005, 10:09 PM

i'm working on haikus for school so here's one:

crack was my favorite vice
but i stopped smoking
now life is normal again