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Old 09-02-2005, 08:17 AM
cpitt398 cpitt398 is offline
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

you win
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:19 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

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"Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..."

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I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass."
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:20 AM
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BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though

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How drunk was she?

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Drunk enough to think that we were at some club together dancing earlier in the night. I didn't correct her. I figured she likely already made out with that other dude she thought was me. It was like getting intentionally walked to first base.
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:21 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

You know...you're a lot smaller than your father.
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:22 AM
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Don't you dare throw up on my clean sheets.
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:22 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

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"Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..."

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I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass."

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That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means.
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:24 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

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"Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..."

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I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass."

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That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means.

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That's what it means. Gross is a state of mind, though.
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:25 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

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I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass."

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That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means.

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There was no parting of the Red Sea that night. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:26 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

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I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass."

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That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means.

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There was no parting of the Red Sea that night. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Gross! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:27 AM
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Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

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"Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..."

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I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass."

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That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means.

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That's what it means. Gross is a state of mind, though.

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The towel/sex isn't gross.

It is gross that she has a red towel for it specifically meaning she washes and keeps it.
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