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Old 10-09-2005, 11:07 PM
jason_t jason_t is offline
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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good?

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lol
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:07 PM
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Default Re: So I lost my virginity

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buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on

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Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down.

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i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys

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no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide

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ur saying im loose?

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eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:08 PM
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Default Re: So I lost my virginity

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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like cut my penis off really good?

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yes
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:08 PM
nothumb nothumb is offline
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Default Re: So I lost my virginity

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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good?

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lol

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Might make you feel better. Won't stop your dick from falling off though.

NT
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:09 PM
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Default Re: So I lost my virginity

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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good?

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BAHAHAHA

I believed this post until now.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:10 PM
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u cant worry about it now until u get tested and even then something like AIDS/HIV can take years to show up....buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on and dont sleep with overly "dirty" slutty girls. IF it makes u feel better its harder for guys to contract something than girls

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You are confused. It's up to 9 months for ElISA test vs HIV. Much less for PCR. IT's 10 years for AIDS.

HIV != AIDS.

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i did it as a combo cause most dont know the difference...i know this...but i figured 2 yrs was a safe enough time frame for him to then get tested for HIV/AIDS!!! ggrrr
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:10 PM
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where did the condom go? did it disappear in her vagina? if so, you probably have aids at best.

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The coochie monster ate it.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:10 PM
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:11 PM
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eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all.

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Its hotdog down a hallway idiot not waterslide come on now... i bet your bf thinks screwing your dumbass is like putting a bike in an airplane hanger.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:12 PM
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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good?

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Yes, soap it up real good and wash in a back and forth motion.
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