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Old 11-28-2005, 01:37 AM
Jeebus Jeebus is offline
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Default I think I\'m f-ed, any good lines?

So I've been dating this girl for about 9 months. It's freaking great. I honestly think this is the girl I could be with till I die. But that's beside the point. Suffice to say she is in to me as well. Now a friend of hers from high school (female) ha retunred into the picture. This girl is incredibly needy, in fact beyond needy into the whole i need someone to affirm my daily existence. She has latche donto my girlfriend who is definatly one that likes to help others. Now the friend has got it in her mind (she may or may not be doing this on purpose cuz she seems to like me) to make herself the more important person in my g/f's life. She is, dammit, succeeding becaue she always has something bad she needs help with. My life is normaly all roses so I really have nothing to steal this from and I know it's leading to disaster. Does anybody know any method to get this manipulative bitch the hell out of her life? I have tried the whole X does not care about you she is just using you line but it was met with "You don't know we were such good friends in high school.
If I don't get rid of this bitch I know I will lose my girl, how the hell do i get rid of her. And yes i think it is ok for me to act in this situation and not let her make her own decision because she does not realize what is being asked from her. I hear her complaints about the girl quite frequently.

Damn I hate bitches. Why must they be so sweet and tasty.

Here's a hot bitch.
yep
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Old 11-28-2005, 01:42 AM
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Default Re: I think I\'m f-ed, any good lines?

What's up with people posting pictures of random hot chicks on these kind of threads? Yes, I remember the thread that started the trend, but it's the [censored] internet for chrissakes. It's not like pictures of hot chicks are scarce.

Post a picture of your girlfriend so we can correctly determine whether she's hot enough to put up with a bunch of [censored] for.
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Old 11-28-2005, 12:07 PM
peterchi peterchi is offline
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Default Re: I think I\'m f-ed, any good lines?

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What's up with people posting pictures of random hot chicks on these kind of threads? Yes, I remember the thread that started the trend, but it's the [censored] internet for chrissakes. It's not like pictures of hot chicks are scarce.

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If someone offers you a free snack, you don't say "Damn you, I could have just gone to the supermarket myself," do you?
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Old 11-28-2005, 12:58 PM
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Default Re: I think I\'m f-ed, any good lines?

1. Why do you care that she has such a close friend and can't spend as much time with you? You sound like the needy bitch.
2. Do not say she made a pass, if you go that route, you must make her make the pass. The jealousy route is the best one because all women hate each other and are wired to be protective of their man. However if you lie, you will get caught and look really dumb.
3. You are ready to marry this chick it sounds like. If this [censored] causes such a problem, you're not even close.
4. If the issue is that you are not having sex enough, you quite possibly have a bigger problem that the other chick.
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Old 11-28-2005, 02:51 PM
Jeebus Jeebus is offline
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Default Re: I think I\'m f-ed, any good lines?

In relation to the constant question of why I care that she has friends, I don't. She can have as many friends as she wants and all that jazz. But this girl is not necessarily a friend, she is using my girlfriend to give herself constant attention. She has basically moved herself into her house and attached herself. My girlfriend has complained about it but then forgives and blah blah. When I am around this girl usurps anything we have going on between my girlfriend and myself so that it is about her and my g/f gives her attention. Same thing happens when talking on the phone, going out, etc etc. Most notable thing, one night got hammered and ended up staying at G/f's house. Other bitch has to stay in the same bed as well since there are people passed out everywhere else. I get woken up in the middle of the night when o/b crawls over me and pushes me to the other side of the bed so that she is between g/f and me.

Thinking about it now, perhaps she is trying to turn my g/f lesbian because there are stories in that regard. But then I have it from good sources that that is not what's going on.

Anyway, its not that I am needy and mad at not getting attention, I am realizing a trend which is beginning and need to get rid of the bitch since the g/f seems alittle clueless(what can I say she's hot but kinda out of it just like I like em :-))
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Old 11-28-2005, 01:43 AM
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Default Re: I think I\'m f-ed, any good lines?

Get some 3-way action going.
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Old 11-28-2005, 01:46 AM
Jeebus Jeebus is offline
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Default Re: I think I\'m f-ed, any good lines?

If I had a scanner I'd put the shot up, I might try to. Describe it as very very attractive girl with small boobs and hot ass.

I actually halfway encouraged this [censored] in the beginning for that direct reason. Now I kick myself in the ass. Unless they are just shy to say they both want me, probably just a fantasy. Damn beer gut.
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Old 11-28-2005, 01:47 AM
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Default Re: I think I\'m f-ed, any good lines?

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Get some 3-way action going.

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Classic OOT.

If you really care about this girl, have her friend wacked.
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Old 11-28-2005, 01:51 AM
Jeebus Jeebus is offline
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Default Re: I think I\'m f-ed, any good lines?

You think if i start a fund, I could get enough contributions from ooters to cover teh cost? I just took a horrible run in a game that will be unnamed but somewhat resembles war and can't afford a hitter.


Definatly give me a good reason to comfort and get back in [censored].
Keep the ideas coming
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Old 11-28-2005, 01:54 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Re: I think I\'m f-ed, any good lines?

You must sow discord. Possible options:

1. Talk about how great the klingon is, but then drop in a 'but...' and say something very minorly irritating about her, pause to give your girlie time to think, and then say, '...but that's so minor compared to how great she is.'

Wash. Repeat

You're hoping to open up a major bitch fest here.


2. Act like klingon is super hot. Your girly will soon tire of this, and bin her.
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